The Man Who Can't Be Moved Ch 29 Teaser

Chapter 29 Teaser! It mixes a bit of fun with the Cullen's (along with Emmett, Rosalie, and Charlie) and has the expected honeymoon action in it as well.

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I finally managed to lift my head, and I gave her a satisfied, crooked grin. “Not exactly how I’d planned to consummate our marriage.”
Her nose scrunched up with her laugh. “What were you planning? Romantic seduction?”
“Something like that.”
“No seduction necessary. I’m easy.”
I laughed once and slowly stood up. “You’d better not be.”
She frowned. “Edward, come on.”
I pulled her up off the floor and onto her feet. “You cheat on me, I’ll murder you,” I said jokingly. Well, for the most part I was joking.
Her eyes flashed, and she fought with the grin that threatened to break across her face. “Same goes for you, big shot Hollywood actor.”
I grinned wickedly. “As long as we’re in agreement.”
She turned away from me to start gathering her clothes. “We probably shouldn’t have done that,” she stated absently. “Really shouldn’t have done that. What if that woman out there needed something and walked in? Or your family? My father? Emmett?” She shuddered on Emmett’s name.
“They’d have heard your noises and turned away before ever walking through the door,” I said unapologetically.
“My noises?”
I nodded and threw her a quick grin. “Your noises. You’d be very successful as a voice over for porn-style moans.”
“You’re so full of shit.”
I reached out and slid my hand over her body, cupping her when I reached my destination. Her eyes fluttered and she groaned breathlessly.
“That wasn’t me.”
“Fine,” she pouted, a slight blush coloring her cheeks. “Good to know I have something to fall back on if… whatever the hell I decide to do after grad school doesn’t work out.”
“You’ve not decided anything yet?” I asked, buttoning my trousers back up.
“No,” she sighed. “Pathetic, huh?”
“You’ve still time. There’s no rush,” I said comfortingly. “Or you could choose to do nothing at all. Stay at home with me.”
She rolled her eyes. “Be serious. I can’t sit and be idle all day. You know that.”
I moved to help her take the rest of her hair down. “I know. You’ll figure it out eventually, love.”